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It is my Bedroom gallery sincerest wishes that, by the means of this treatise, my
colleagues of the Mystical College of Abeth have been edified as to
the ecology of the unicorn, both its natural habitat and mannerisms,
and most especially its peculiar means of reproduction. I hereby
place this treatise in the Great Library of the Mystical College of
Abeth, for the now and for the future inhabitants and students of its
Jadben Veldben
Wizard of Calben Town
Great Forest of Abeth
Junvien 34, 1465 B.F.
(Translated by Bental, scribe to the King of Benuria, in 109 Y.F.)
My wife was out of town for the week, which left me without
much to do besides watching TV or catching the basketball games
on the radio. So when rush hour hit, I headed to a nearby bar and
sat at the rail to check out the traffic, ordering a gin and tonic
to pass the time. It was an upscale crowd - yuppies, business men
like myself, you know the type.
As I swiveled my Bedroom gallery barstool around, getting a quick 360 of the
clientele, I realized there was a woman sitting next to me. A good-
...(cont.)
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